For those of our readers who are too busy to trawl through the many blog posts out there, here’s a brief summary of the current ‘debate’ circling the MMO blogosphere concerning WAR (and what it’s good for):

WAR Orchard

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(Opening music)
Announcer: MMO Blogger Theatre comes live tonight from the Evon MMO Blogger Theatre near Guildford. L. D. Blogger, M. J. Blogger and R.S. Blogger star in The WAR Orchard by Mythic Entertainment. The action takes place near the real world in the 2000’s.

Bloggers: (War song, knock knock)
COME IN!
(Crash)
NO, OPEN THE DOOR AND COME IN!
SORRY!
HELLO!
SORRY!
SHUT UP!
I GOT MY HEAD STUCK IN THE CUPBOARD
SORRY!
SHUT UP!
I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING
HELLO!
(Smash)
I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING
HELLO!
SHUT UP, MR. BLOGGER
(Smash)
UHH, MY BRAIN HURTS
SHUT UP!
SORRY!
OOOHH!
(Smash)

Announcer: Meanwhile in another area of the blogosphere several bloggers await news of the beta NDA being lifted.

Bloggers: HELLO
(Crash)
I’VE BROKEN IT, I’VE BROKEN IT
GET OFF MY FOOT
SHUT UP!
SORRY!
MY BRAIN HURTS
MY BRAIN HURTS
(Closing music)

With apologies to Monty Python’s Cherry Orchard, and no apologies to the ‘controversial’ and ‘informed’ blog debaters out there.